As always, the President remains laser focused on the important things…
Sadly for him, he doesn’t own the White House and has no authority to make demands upon it. All of his trashy tacky gold painted Michael’s arts & craft trash will be removed from the walls within a month of him leaving office.
Hopefully during Inauguration Day.
This sad excuse of a vaguely human-shaped shitweasel can shove my elephant cactus up his ass with no lube.
I’d pay to watch that.
Sorry, motherfucker. Hope you live long enough to watch all that bullshit you superglued to the walls ripped down.
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Idk what it is about gold, platinum is more expensive in jewelry. Idk maybe it’s a freudian thing a lot of people have a secret urine kink or something? Idk i just don’t get the allure of gold at all as something more than a metal with industrial use.
Greed and gold fever. He feels rich because he can cover his walls and toilet in shiny things. Other people can’t afford to do it because they aren’t rich like Donald J Childraper Trump
Idk what it is about gold, platinum is more expensive in jewelry.
That’s why when I’m president, I’ll replace all the fixtures with those made of pure plutonium. We’ll have a White House that reflects both our national technological prowess and also serves as an immense display of wealth, far beyond just making things of platinum. Everyone will have to wear full-body lead-lined suits and portable oxygen tanks at all times, and we’ll only be able to recruit people past their reproductive years. But I think that’s a small price to pay for the privilege of having such an opulent White House. We’ll of course replace the gaudy rococo with some Asmovian futurist or art deco style. But, look on the bright side. We’ll save a fortune in winter heating bills!
Note, this plan may require some consultation with Los Alamos to discuss the criticality of light-fixture shaped masses of plutonium. This should keep those nerds busy on something productive for awhile at least.
Agreed. I think gold is ugly as hell as a both an ornament and as jewelry. If I was going to wear jewelry and decorate, I’d probably opt for something more like platinum, and in very modest amounts - even if money was no object.
My brother selected a platinum wedding band. Surprisingly, it scratches much more easily than gold.
I once heard of a couple that made a tragic mistake of having wedding rings made of lithium.
tragic.
Jokes on him, we dont follow any laws in this country.
Should probably redo the entire white house, a serial child rapist, major ultra felon, and human rights criminal named Donald J Trump has been living there.
Elect me president. I’ll declare the entire continental US one big national landmark.
Why? I’m honestly just curious to see what would happen.
This space could have used for a headline of value. Shame. Trump is nothing more than live action rage bait.
Stupid people?! It’s always projection with these right wingers.
If only someone had protected the White House from trump!
Gewgaws - A showy trifle. They are for superficial folks.
I’m sure they’ll give just as much respect to the preservation of your changes as you gave to the people’s property in the first place
Yeah it’s really funny how he thinks this will do anything. The Antiquities Act goes both ways. He himself de-listed national monuments to open them up for logging and oil exploitation.
But let’s say the next president doesn’t de-list, cultural landscapes consultants will almost certainly agree on restoring it to a more historic pre-Trump layout.
He loses this one no matter what
yes, your bugs are safe
Yeah, we will, as an example of what not to do.
Damnatio memoriae is a far better approach.
I’m not opposed to the Trump Memorial Public Toilets. Or maybe Trump Memorial Supermax Prison.
We’re going to need someplace to put all these ICE criminals.
He has shown no respect for any other declared national monument (such as Bears Ears) so why should anyone respect his declaration? Fuck him. Rip the gaudy gold decor out as soon as he’s left, restore to the original design, and put back in a rose garden for good measure.
I’d say fix everything else he did first, meanwhile save the millions that would be spent renovating the WH. Also it would serve as a reminder of the whole debacle.
how many bugs you think are in that shit? nothing he touched can stay.
They were putin bugs all over the place!
Save those millions? The next President has to live inside that house and preferably not be vomiting every single day because that just sounds inefficient. There is no possible scenario I can imagine where I’d move into that place with all that fucking fake gold in it. Keep in mind most other Presidents have been human beings with some semblance of taste and the accompanying gag reflex.
I feel like ignoring edicts and proclamations Trump did should be automatic for the next administration.
The first thing the next administration should do is have Trump arrested so he can finally stand trial for all of his crimes, then tear out all of the awful things that he touched and put pieces of them into the cell next to his like people kept pieces of the Berlin Wall. Just a commemoration of the end of something terrible.
Sorry, SC says he’s immune while in office. I expect him to die the last day of his term.
Sooner is OK too.
Technically that would still be the last day of his term
Sure is! It’s just not my expectation.
Sooner is OK too.
Lol this sentence just randomly reminded me I’m disappointed in Oklahoma for not flipping like the rest of its friends.
If trump could remember, he would know to much to let go.
Not possible. This will be a precedence. But Republicans will not view it as precedence that someone is held accountable for criminal actions, rather than persecution of the political opponent is fine.
Put his cell in sight of the bonfire where we systematically burn everything he touched or had built in office.
no. no he had his trial. he s guilty. just shoot him in the gut a few times on the way in.
I feel like breaking Trump’s proclamations should be enshrined as tradition. Every future president finds one of Trump’s orders, and ceremoniously violates it on Inauguration Day. Even if the proclamation has already been torn down by multiple prior presidents, they do it on ceremony, as a symbolic “never again will the country stoop to this level” reminder.
Full rollback. Everything he touched rescinded, removed and then locked down so that the next asshole can’t do what he has done.
“I’m going to be signing a document which will make them into a landmark for the ages,” he told reporters in the gold-covered Oval Office.
According to the president, the proclamation would ensure the West Wing rooms would not be “touched by anybody, destroyed, ripped down by stupid people, in order to build something in a slightly different shape”.
Whoever wrote that for him must have done it intentionally… that’s a classic “trump criticizes trump” right there
That’s a subreddit that I miss, now that I read the name.
They had an example for EVERYTHING
He’s still got two more years. You could make a community on the Threadiverse!
M my only source of social media is here though, I don’t think I would make a good steward of the community.
(And I try to limit it a bunch for sanity)
trumpcriticizestrump?
Yeah that was the subreddit.
I cannot express how annoyed I am at the insane levels of irony this man emits from every fibre of his being.
It’s too much. I can’t tell what’s real or if I live in some insane fever dream.
Hypocrisy is a power move,
I can do this but you can’t
Not that I think everything he does is hypocritical on purpose…
It is not like Trump has actual policy positions. Second only to immigration, a main election promise of Trump was “no foreign adventures” - and then went into a war of choice with Iran. A lot of his platform is literally owning the libs - which is mainly done through deliberate hypocrisy.
I think it’s more not caring about being hypocritical that’s the power move
Yeah, he’s just too stupid to be consistent, except in being an asshole, which is hardwired in him.
