• MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works
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      8 months ago

      So embarrassing and/or painful that he ugly cries and it’s on live TV for his supporters to see. I hope he explosively shits himself, blubbers “uh oh, Donnie did a bad boom boom” and then pulls down his pants to reveal either his diaper or his tiny penis, and then dies.

      So food poisoning, I guess. Too bad he likes shitty, overcooked food.

    • FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
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      8 months ago

      I had a thought the other day that if Trump dies on the toilet, they probably won’t tell us. They’ll probably lie about the circumstances if that happens