Sadly, I don’t think them being prosecuted is an inevitability

Call the cops

What if God was one of us

Don’t the police have anything better to do? Oh well, maybe it’ll distract them from killing black people

In the Twilight books, Alice uses her psychic powers to cheat the stock market

He doesn’t want anyone to replace him. He doesn’t intend to die and he doesn’t care what happens after he dies

I look forward to the day people stop thinking it will end in 2028

That’s the idea. Make it so the poor have no choice but commit crimes and then lock them up for it

Ha ha ha ha, everybody point and laugh

I wish I was born in Scandanavia. Canada is nice but Scandinavia sounds better

THAT’S MURDER…AND PROBABLY GENOCIDE!

I love how that scene plays just like a drug PSA. it is pretty much the only time Tasha or Wesley speak in the entire episode and it could be isolated and played as a drug PSA. this was the last episode before Tasha dies

I have always thought it would be difficult to explain to an alien why we drink alcohol or smoke cigarettes

They might not have a concept of alcohol. They might only know safe beverages. So the idea of drinking beverages being restricted would be weird

Life outside prison in those countries is also pretty good, so people aren’t incentivized to get arrested

I distinctly remember being promised the world would end on December 21 2012

ALARMED? THE FUCKING ALARM HAS BEEN BLARING SINCE HE RAN FOR PRESIDENT THE FIRST TIME AND THEY’RE NOT FUCKING LISTENING! THE ALARM HAS BECOME WHITE NOISE!

I might need a nap

There’s so much good and evil in American history, but right now the most evil parts of America are winning

And people are mad at Ms Rachel for going and singing with kids in the concentration camps. The nerve of her

Imagine inconvencing millions of New Yorkers to not even watch the game