Nice

Man, I bet when he hears this he’ll shit himself.

Edit: Damn, never mind, the Kalshi on that bet is way underwater

That should have prefaced that headline with “I hate to break it to you, but…”

“Unfroth thy anus, mine ears doth hear the dread chime of the doorbell!”

Coloratteral damage

I mean, it’s pretty funny that you would say gen z aren’t having kids because of climate change like it’s a settled single-source issue. There are many reasons, climate change is one of them

Wrong

The owners are the bad actors here. They enjoy increased margins in an environment where additional salary top ups are somehow the customer’s problem.

Pay your waitstaff you cheap fucks

Great fans, great game against a tough opponent.

Philosophical question: when an ego is overfed, does it belch?

No matter one’s political affiliation, sexual preference, gender identity, nationality, race, creed or other demographic identifier, all can agree that Ted Cruz is an unmitigated jackass

Instead of stepping in the wrong place, someone runs an antivirus on an old system in eleven years and accidentally triggers a murder bot to fly out and pop some music teacher walking their dog

I heard! Love Canada

He was invited to referee in Vancouver, at that’s great

I have my blue and grey Nokia still.

When I was on my way home from work on the subway, I just tried to fill the screen with a snake the whole time.

I still hope for a cool game to be included when I buy a new phone. Spoiler: there is no cool game included

You mean like actual FIFA referee Omar Abdulkadir Artan who was barred from entering the US and had to fly home?

And these dingbats want people to drop thousands on travel, accommodation and tickets? Tickets to see the event where actual game officials are turned back at the border? Good luck 👍

Whoa whoa, let’s not start a brawl

You guys call breadycocks “hot dogs”? That’s weird.

Probably, yeah. I wouldn’t put it past them.

Release the files!

Yeah, he was right on the money. Too bad he was a night club comedian and not a senator with a strong ethical foundation and a chip on his shoulder.

Well… none of those are nuclear powered rogue states, so maybe somewhat new