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He thought she was really into leather jackets.
This is, 100%, without a doubt, just a way for him to avoid legal liability for doing things of his own free will. He wasn’t complicit in smuggling! He was taken advantage of by that irresistible Chinese succubus! It’s her fault!
Now, I don’t really care. I think it’s great that he’s bypassing US sanctions. Altho I would prefer China have its own domestic chip manufacturing and not buy from companies like this, but until that is fully developed they need to get by somehow. But yeah this is the most obvious scapegoating I’ve ever seen.
In fact, I’d like NOBODY to buy from companies like this. NVIDIA should crash and fucking burn.
Yeah a real honey pot would have been steeling the next gen chip plans so the Chinese could move ahead and fab their own stuff.
OMG, that’s got to be dozens of 64GB sticks!
Altman is furious.
Ah yes, because NVIDIA’s Huang famously never closed his eyes to smuggling without a blowjob. He also never lobbied US gov’t to let him sell chips to China.
What’s this bullshit trying to accomplish, launder Jensen’s image as a US patriot or something? Or is this insurance against being dragged in court by the democrats for “睜一隻眼閉一隻眼“ (“Open One Eye, Close One Eye”)?
One more reason to replace all CEOs with AI

Except they sent an 8 instead of a 6.
I wonder if he wrote his apology letter or if he has Ai do it for him.
Another pathetic loser, sociopathic manipulative piece of shit. Should be bullied to suicide. Fuck the lot of them.
It might just be his animal magnetism. Maybe he seduced the chinese spy.
industrial espionage of course.
OK, we’re finished using you now! Bye!
How does she look?
Well, he is a billionaire, so I’d guess 12
Asking the real questions here
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the president is married to a russian woman lol
She’s Slovenian, not Russian.
Everything east of Poland is a type of Russia, like everything south of the US border is a type of Mexico
Slovenia is south west of Poland. I’m starting to doubt your expertise.
And Finland, Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania might beg to disagree, not to mention Ukraine.
He goofed with Slovenia’s location, but no, that last part is the joke. Hence Mexico.
As an example, Bethesda (last I checked) only provided Russian versions of Fallout: New Vegas to Poland and other Slavic countries in the general area. It’s not consisent, some could change language and just had different forums/mods, while others claimed there was only Russian, but you get the idea. Apparently other games like Dishonored had that issue too, but that example stuck to me.
I wrote Germany, thought “ehh that’s too much”, and changed to what in my head is the next one on the right.
I’m not a smart man.
Are we happy with everything west of Berlin? Is this just the Yalta conference again
But what does east of Poland have to do with Slovenia?
Ah yes, Belgium. One of the Russian regions
What does Belgium have to do with any of this!?
It’s west of Poland
Russian by allegiance. Slovenian by origin.
You are def not helping with the stereotype of USAians being bad at geography
IMO, this is probably a lie manufactured by the Trump Regime. Trump just wants to steal Jensen’s fortune, and to punish a “china man” for daring to do well in life.








