After entering the race largely unnoticed, the new mayor of New York City can expect to face serious scrutiny in office.

  • killeronthecorner@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    serious scrutiny in office

    That’s okay, you can avoid scrutiny by eating McDonald’s three times a day, ending every communication with THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER, and painting your face like a clown.

    I’m sure he’s picked up on these political “life hacks”.

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      9 months ago

      Those don’t work in isolation though: you have to be a far-right psychopath (ie regular right wing) for them to work.