No, no, you all misheard him! He didn’t want to rename New Mexico to New America, he wants to rename it to American Mexico /s

My body is a temple(os)

From the Diarrhea Don.

Donarrhea?

Saving this to remember the scotch line for later, and also to tell you that you should watch FDR: American Badass if you haven’t already.

I can believe that he didn’t remember diming on his pedo buddy in 2019. Dementia is a bitch.

Ferengi rule of acquisition #1: “Once you have their money, you never give it back.”

Don’t fuck around with Black Mesa, boys. Do you want a resonance cascade? Because this is how you get a resonance cascade.

Wasn’t this months ago? Some watchdog.

He sings a song that reminds him of the vodka,

he drinks a drink that reminds him of the vodka.

“Dancing suggestively”, in that context, can mean literally any sort of dance. It’s so broad as to be an effective ban on all drag shows, because any movement can suggest anything. They could see a drag performer simply stand up from a seated position on a chair with no music playing, call that “suggestive dancing”, then jail or fine them. Nothing changes.