That’s the thing… it was derived from real CP.

Guy who lost a war with Iran wants to be president.

Must be the type who has failed upwards his entire life.

Guy better not leave the state of Texas

Oh? Is this the New York Times doing some journalism?

Saw a thread that suggested Jared Kushner leaked this to the press just to fuck with Jeffries. Either way, he sucks for agreeing to the meeting.

Most people probably don’t know how to turn them off

It’s worse than that. He doesn’t care if you’re broke or not.