

shh, those are super secret political crimes


shh, those are super secret political crimes


The best part is that they don’t try to give the money to you directly because that would be stupid, we all know you’re in jail or dead by that point. It goes to your family so they don’t have to worry about living in poverty in this shitty place anymore.


It’s so simple to solve though, just have the track squirt up a bit of fog machine smoke each time it runs and tell him it’s steam powered again. What is he going to do, go check? Just lie, that’s our culture now, just lie about it.


it’s also very very easy for greenland to let them invest all the money they want there and then just fly a drone up the tailpipe, over and over and over. It takes years to set this up and one night to burn it back down again.


I’M GOING TO NEED A PERFECTLY SPHERICAL BLADDER IN A HARD VACUUM


Laminar flow means exceptionally smooth and directional without any turbulence or spray, so this would make sense if you visited a bathroom that was spotlessly clean


You might need a few stitches bruh


You should try a twist tie, wrench it shut like it’s bread you want to actually keep fresh instead of just twisting it up and tucking it under the loaf like most men do. See what happens!


The optimal genitalia for urination has zero length. Imagine a frictionless laminar flow from a razor edged hole in your torso!


My preferred method is to take a strong fan and put it inside a cardboard box with a hole cut just big enough for the fan to eject air from the box and make a vacuum. Then you simply need one filter big enough to cover the top of the box, not four filters, it still works great!
Squirrel cage style fans are typically going to be more effective at making a pressure differential too just because of the shape. A good strong floor fan, the kind for drying out puddles, is absolutely fantastic for this.
Beyond that a good N95 mask will do wonders for making life more bearable while out in public! They really do manage to scrub out a lot of the particulates if you get a good fit and they come in cool colors these days.


Are you Hubert J. Farnsworth? Because you speak in his voice!


This is complete American liquidation. The obvious intent is to leave nothing left over by the time the Epstein regime runs out of steam. It’s a great plan if your plan for the future is for the united states to not have a future.


I don’t see what would stop a state like California from arbitrarily legalizing BYD vehicles just like they did with weed. The current admin has already used up most of the soft leverage actions it has available just to be pissy and ‘they imported China cars!’ would make for a particularly eye-rolling casus belli for the civil war they intend to instigate.
But much better to identify the people who work for him, the vulnerable ones who aren’t rich and thrive in the shadows of these monsters.