By holding a bag below them when they pee or pipetted from pooled urine on leaf litter

Full quote:

Urine from individually identified chimpanzees was collected opportunistically and non-invasively using a pipette from fresh and dry leaf litter. Chimpanzees predictably urinate just prior to leaving a fruit crop and can often be seen preparing to do so by climbing to a lower branch of a tree. Urination on the ground is often accompanied by defaecation, and in these cases, urine was pipetted from pools in the leaf litter opposite the faeces. Samples were only collected on dry days, since rainwater on understory leaves cannot be visually differentiated from urine. Urine may also be collected directly from underneath urinating chimpanzees by holding out a clean disposable plastic bag placed over the end of a forked branch; urine samples collected from leaf litter were previously shown not to significantly affect measured hormone levels relative to samples collected using a plastic bag

because I’m not seeing any methodology to support any of these findings.

I agree, as another commenter mentioned, the information could have been better presented by the government of Florida, and more details provided to those that might want to dig in on the results from Florida Department of Health

As far as I am aware, this is a new initiative from Florida’s government, see:

https://www.flgov.com/eog/news/press/2026/florida-releases-bread-testing-results-under-healthy-florida-first-initiative

https://www.floridahealth.gov/2026/01/09/icymi-florida-releases-infant-formula-test-results-under-healthy-florida-first/

https://www.floridahealth.gov/2026/01/26/icymi-florida-releases-candy-testing-results-under-healthy-florida-first-initiative/

Governor Ron DeSantis, First Lady Casey DeSantis, and Florida Surgeon General Dr. Joseph Ladapo announced new food safety findings under the Healthy Florida First initiative, with the release of bread product testing results conducted by the Florida Department of Health (DOH) to increase transparency for Florida families and reinforce accountability for everyday food products.

Those are definitely valid criticism that should have been addressed on their website

Sweat production and composition are another one. My hands and feet are a buffet to them

I can’t see content from piracy@dbzero or whatever now

Does that include comments?

The suspense is killing me

Never drink too much of the vatniksoup.com

DRAM manufacturers are not exactly known as the bastion of ethical behaviour though, seen they have been caught numerous times involved in the price fixing conspiracies

Just eat some papaya seeds or your preferred medication for it

More people should try barefoot hiking. I love it, but most people I know, they don’t even try it

Have a great day :)