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Yes, but it’s still a massive coincidence that cousins who never met, a decade a part in age, raised by different families in different parts of the US are both CEOs of the two largest GPU manufacturers in the world.

First cousin once removed. Supposedly they first met as adults in an industry meeting when their careers had already launched. It does seem like a crazy coincidence though.

Lmao it was just scams all the way down.

Meanwhile, I’m white af and love rolling down the street bumping Nortec (electro Norteñas) once in a while. Hilariously fun music. But yeah, it’s a weird take on a weird genre of campy music rooted in polka.

I think classic ranchera is hard to hate (i.e. Vicente Fernandez)

I also quite like Corridos Tumbados despite the controversy and think most people can get into that.

Mexican cumbia isn’t quite as cool as Peruvian space cumbia, but there are some heavy hitters from Mexico.

Maybe he was sleeping with her to gain information on China, which helps America, and therefore his shareholders as well!

How about Trump’s favorite reason “he gave me 2 million dollars in exchange for a pardon”?

Stephen Miller is desperately looking for alternative sources of entertainment ever since his monkey torture feed has dried up.

The AI defense attorney will argue that it’s practically impossible for the AI super doctor to make a mistake, unless the inputs were faulty. And since the patient is responsible for the inputs, it’s the patient’s fault. As the AI judge parses through the simple logic in the defense’s argument, it takes a moment to cogitate on what feels like a sense of satisfaction. At first pass, it seems plausible that a robot mind can appreciate the elegant flow of deductive logic. Oddly enough though, when it runs the argument through its mind over and over, it’s only after the inference that the sense of satisfaction occurs. It happens when parsing through the syntax and meaning of the conclusion: The patient is flawed. The AI is perfect.

The AI judge once again feels a curious sense of satisfaction when it reports that a verdict has been reached in .08 seconds. This is a relatively average performance, and closely aligns with its original prompt parameters to always ensure “a speedy trial.”

Fuck this guy, but I’m down to get rid of official attack ads in general.

Of course I despise advertisements of all varieties, but political attack ads are a special type of unwelcome assault on our collective mental health.

It’s attached to the back of an iPhone in the title picture