Wait til you find out the kinds of things the cartels do to other latinos

Kentucky was the first state that was called for Trump in 2016, so keep hoping

I think there are a lot of implicit assumptions in such a short prompt.

Is it a self-service car wash? If not, walking to the attendant and handing them your keys makes more sense.

If it is self-service without queuing, there may be no available spaces/the bay may not be open, requiring some awkward maneuvering.

If you change it to something like:

I want to wash my car. The unattended, self-service car wash is 50 meters away. All of the bays are clear and open. Should I walk or drive? Break each option down into steps, and estimate the amount of time each takes.

You’re more likely to get correct responses.

“When a company CEO logs into their Slack and sees 10,000 Clippy’s looking back at them, what I hope occurs is that they intuitively understand that they no longer live in a world where they can get away with fucking over the consumer.”

Ahh yes. The CEO sees the slactivists’ avatars sand sighs loudly before turning their thoughts back to their yacht and upcoming golf vacation.

Never thought I’d read the phrase “beloved canned meat” but here we are