Only 61 percent correctly identified Great Britain as the nation from which the 13 colonies declared independence 250 years ago. Overall, 40 percent answered incorrectly, with 25 percent admitting they were not sure, and others guessing Europe (4 percent), Canada (3 percent), France (4 percent), Spain (2 percent), and Germany (2 percent).

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There’s plenty of clippy to go around, no need to resort to illegal dance fights.

Microsoft, I’ll do it for access to the cafeteria and a clippy body pillow.

What do you eat then? Spirulina? Yeast?

That dudes head looks like an experimental glider.