Did his pool guy not know to put some chlorine in it?

You never see legislation on condoms.

The Republic of Ireland wants to speak to you.

https://www.rte.ie/brainstorm/2025/0328/1504412-ireland-contraception-condoms-access-history-politics-society/

All found with AI, you haters. And Linus complains the mailing list is too busy… with bugs.

All found with my infinite set of monkeys on typewriters.

It’s funny how almost all the AI services out there seem to have forgotten to publish any precision/recall stats.

I don’t think they have enough electricity to run hospitals properly, let alone charge EVs.

I think the best sign that it is a monopoly is the enshittification of all of their products, and yet people keep paying for it.

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

I don’t think you could categorise is as ‘false’ given that link you’ve provided. More unconfirmed rumour at this stage.

Johnson’s claim that Caine blocked a nuclear order has no corroborating document, on-the-record source, or court filing. What is confirmed is that Caine has consistently urged caution, that Trump has repeatedly contradicted his own advisers, and that the gap between the commander-in-chief’s rhetoric and the Joint Chiefs’ public posture is wide enough to give viral rumours room to breathe.

Until the Pentagon responds, the story remains a claim, not a fact.

Don’t forget about the nuclear subs.

Instructions unclear. I put it all in my underpants.

I thought the role of the press in a democracy was to hold leaders to account? Not to sing them endless praises, Petey?

You’re telling me an AI is going to run Windows 11?

He’s actually distracting him while they clean out his bank accounts as he lay dying, and twisting the knife in his ribs for his bitcoin password.

That’s what all magicians, thieves, and politicians try to do; distract you with a bright light whilst they’re quietly doing the necessary.

Question: is it market manipulation if he has no idea what he’s doing?

Hi approval rating would go up?

It’s called satire. I think that part must have gone over your head too.

How does talking about a draft make it seem more reasonable? Who would think it was reasonable by dint of it just being brought up in conversation?

I think you should go do some reading about what the overton window is. I’m not here to educate you.

By even touching on the idea of a draft they’re moving the overton window so that all out war where conscription happens looks more reasonable than it did before. They’re doing it in a way where no one of any substance is making the claim, so no body is going to end up looking stupid and there’s no one to blame.

Why is this news?

Here, take some of my slop as explanation.

I find it helpful to picture Zoidberg whenever Trump opens his mouth.