“I’m sorry, sir. It seems we’ve used all the gold in the world on your Trump Mobile phones. That isn’t a bad thing. The phones were biggly successful. Everyone has one. Putin has two. But, we’re going to have to use a new, even more expensive metal for your name. It’s called Invisbium. Only the most powerful people in the world can even see it. I can’t see it. I’m sure you can, though, sir.”
You vote in the primaries of the party you are registered to vote as. If you are Republican, you vote in Republican primaries, or Democrat if you are Democrat. Think of these as the party deciding who will run in the general election later this year, where everyone will vote.
“No, sir. Not like that.”
I saw him going into your house from the ring cam across the street, so I don’t see how he could have fucking done it.
This spy ain’t spy enough for the spy of us!
Number 2 is my bet. Gotta keep the ratings up through midterms.
We use twice as much to maintain golf courses and 4x as much to water our lawns every year. I’m not saying it’s a drop in the bucket, so to speak, but it’s not the worst offender. We have bigger fish to fry.
Doesn’t make him less of a shill.
Yeah, this won’t end well…
It would be so much easier to convince them that AI was turning you gay.
As if conflict of interest was ever a matter that the Supreme Court cared about…
Spoilers vs NSFW is something that has been a problem for such a long time, and it’s so crazy that no one has ever bothered to implement a simple second checkbox that blurs things the same way as the NSFW checkbox, but doesn’t hide spoilers from your feed. The spoiler tags on text are fine, but you can blur an image with a spoiler tag, so you have to mark it NSFW. Such a strange thing to have left out of online communities for so long.
You are oversimplifying a solution that doesn’t exist.
That said, it would be great if there weren’t a new porn community every other day. I tried the blocking thing and got tired of it. Now I filter out NSFW even though it will block some posts that aren’t porn, it’s better than being flooded. Still not sure how to go about getting rid of those creepy communities that fetishize celebrities and their bodies to an unhealthy degree but don’t post “porn” so they don’t get filtered, not to mention the asshole accounts that just don’t tick the NSFW box on their posts.
Right there with you. It’s wild to have porn on here at all. I get it, “Sex Sells”, but Christ, there are other places to find it. The internet is full of it. You don’t need to browse this feed for it. All it is is either posts from porn sites, or self promotion for onlyfans accounts. There is nothing of value. Just get rid of porn on the fediverse entirely.
Which is why when I left I salted the earth.
The same time we all die in a nuclear winter.
All hail the age of Doug!
Golf isn’t going to play itself…
Good news! So are the Russians and Chinese and Israelis and…
“I’ve got demons to slay,” he said, and tipped his trilby. The final embers of his cigarette sent up signals from the ashtray that marked the end of the conversation he’d been practicing in the shower for three weeks now. He stood up, and farted a little bit, but it almost sounded like the chair moving, so he didn’t think anyone noticed. “M’lady.”