What a wonderful question!

You are right in doubting the identity of users using Lemmy. But I can assure you, not only am I human – I am real as well!

With all the shit he puts in his body, they’re probably more stone than kidneys at this point

Oh, I’ve got an idea:

Why not write a formal protest?

You can nail it to his door.

Awwww shit guys, my bad, sorry. Launching satellites just to watch them burn was my hobby.

I guess I’ll have to stop and go back to my previous one: Warhammer. It’s a little more expensive, but sacrifices must be made for the environment.

I’m afraid that in the future they will try to require self-driving in all cars, citing some bs about how self-driving is “safer” (in theory, and under perfect conditions)