Fun fact, if you bomb the shit outta someone completely unprovoked, I’ll still put the blame for any deaths caused by their defenses squarely on you

He wants his name on the Kennedy center so bad, I know of some potential common ground that’d make me fine with it

Maybe it’s written in the Epstein files somewhere

“Never interfere with the enemy when he is in the process of destroying himself.”

HA! no

I mean, if the war is against the poor, then the victims in this case would be the enemy, so I’m not sure it’d be considered a war crime

That being said, he is definitely guilty of some pretty grievous crimes against humanity, and the dismantling of USAID is a big one

No Dr. Horrible? =(

Risks!? I’m pretty sure that’s the goal?

I’m almost positive Washington did some war crimes, and Jefferson was a rapist, so that doesn’t hold up super well

Nice! I’ve been wondering lately if there was an open-source solution for this

You forgot the part where they kill your friend and charge you with felony murder for it

L’arc de dumbass

Probably out a window

Damnit NYT, states have an abbreviation standard!

Hmmm, if only there were an established standard for abbreviating US states 🤔

Didn’t get it at first, but scared my cat when I did XD

I’ve used it since I was 12 🤷

Cool! Now let’s do that 2 years ago

I guess “serious injury from stumbling on level ground” isn’t something cats really have to worry about XD