Maybe you could rig up something to have a small picture of yourself a few inches away from it

Minnesota prosecutors These are state charges, not federal, so Trump has no power to pardon this one, only the MN governor could.

Plus, him being entombed under the White House would make for great ghost stories during tours.

And sometimes you can still hear Old Man Trump shuffling through these halls and shitting himself in the Oval Office…

Gotta get them tax breaks somehow!

It’d be a speed run, though!

That’s interesting. I’ve had that same thought before, it might be cool to see someone else’s take on it. Do you remember the name of the story or author?

Finally, Gary Larson has been vindicated!

They’d probably shoot the person who got hit instead.

What – you don’t need to show your grocery id to buy groceries?