And that pony semen is allowed to be in your throat swab now.

The short answer is, it’s complicated. The long answer is that people are trying to build large net short positions while not spooking the bag holders.

Would one of those “Hate is not welcome here” signs prevent them from entering, or does that depend on if the vampire hates their victim? I don’t hate the cow in my cheeseburger, so I’m guessing not.

Contact the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) and they can probably help point him to a group interested.

Roberts should just accept that his court is one of the three pillars in the collapse of the US into a middle power in the next 25 years.

Start selling US Bonds and tank the US economy. Trump is a bully, but his gang is the rich. They’ll choose a new bully if he’s hurting them, and it helps he’s already threatening them one at a time.

A blind pig will occasionally find an acorn.

That’s nice grandpa, but it’s time for your nap before you rage tweet all night.

The Hexagon is where the real plans are made.

Tell them it’s horrible and they should stay in Florida.

I sadly laid off last December, when he was elected the writing was on the wall.

Look we have enough participation trophies, we don’t want to bog down the ceremonies with another 400 awards. Also some of these people will be limping, possibly in wheelchairs. And god forbid we have a shooting at the event and we didn’t bring enough medals.

I kinda feel like this is sarcasm but I’m not even sure any more. How did we get here?

Sir, where is the meth.

She probably has a great serpentine, too.

“This bathwater is dirty, why do you insist to keep bringing up babies!”

China should send him a case of whiskey every month for his help.

Forget Reddit gold, this deserves a Lemmy Lemon.