You spelt orifice wrong

How can you die from indigestion

They probably should have changed course more than 2°

Shut up VD Janice

Vitamin C

Saved a click

Guitarists are often fingering a minor

Yeah of course.

I hate going out shopping or socialising. I don’t mind sitting on a terrace having a few beers and tapa.

I hate when I have to speak to people I don’t know. My girlfriend is a chatterbox and when she’s tipsy she’ll talk to anyone.

I’m just sat there chewing my knees hoping it’ll all end soon.

Conversely, she doesn’t like visiting my parents as they live, well you go to the middle of nowhere and then a bit further.

She grew up in a city so she cannae handle the silence.

They say opposites attract…

Did you buy the feather duster or just settle for the j-cloths?

Were you watching Jeremy Kyle or something?

Turkey/Türkiye Teeth is becoming a thing in the UK though, where people get brilliant white veneers done for cheap somewhere in Türkiye.

There’s a certain demographic who tends to get these done, as stereotyped in this song:

https://youtu.be/J9n0_5p8XKo

How does the engine start?

Where’s the alternator?

Why does the exhaust point directly at the user?

After the conflict with Iran?

The conflict that you’re currently “winning”?

Isn’t the image of his ‘stern look’ taken from his mugshot?

I’ve got one of those smell designer rabbits (don’t worry, she’s a rescue) and her turds are about the size of peppercorns

What’s wrong with the House of Multiple Occupation Band?

…obviously

You’ll need to be careful with the use of the word adult here, lots of people will expect porn

…you’re thinking about HP sauce aren’t you?

The amount mentioning Steptoe, really shows the average age of readers

How convenient