Bizzle

gestures broadly probably not

Man I may loathe that corporate bastard Erik Sorensen but at least he’s not this fuckin’ guy

You’re right. Obviously right.

I think, from context clues, it’s “laughing my balls off”

I don’t know anything about jamming these but I do know that DeWalt makes a pretty good cordless angle grinder

Gavin Newsom can get fucked, I hate that guy

It’ll be a macguffin that makes your life a little more convenient in some ways, but it’ll cost the equivalent of a 1996 Honda Civic to use monthly and you have to smash your hand with a hammer to turn it on

I think they meant ICE as in “internal combustion engine”

I believe the Europeans call it a “carse-hole” it’s this part

I’m glad you asked, here is my proposal.

1. Execute Elon Musk and nationalize his wealth. This puts the fear into the rest of those scumbags, keep them on their toes.
2. Time to raise the graduated tax brackets, something like 90% on income above $5 million. I just made up that number but I’m not a policy analyst, just a humble douchebag.
3. Double the capital gains tax.
4. 15% on unrealized gains above some threshold.
5. Incredibly high tax on properties that are not owner occupied, I have a personal vendetta against landlords so fuck em.

At any rate I’m still being more helpful than your “can’t afford it” rhetoric.

something something tAx MoNeY

Idk maybe tax the fucking billionaires? Maybe instead of useless foreign wars spend it on schools? Tax the NFL? I’m just spit balling.

No friend of mine owns a private jet. Tax them out of existence

Rare Iowa W

How much sugar goes in the concrete again?

The right wing has ass fucked the entire world into the ground, I say good riddance.

Can’t wait for the inevitable supreme court decision that says “it’s ok if Trump does it”

Better even than Kirk Fountain

Skill issue

It’s like they’re not even trying, it’s insulting really like how stupid do they think we are

On the bright side it’s being used to artificially prop up a technology that nobody actually needs or even really wants