

They’re of-fish-ially in trouble.
An early bird in the hand gets the low hanging fruit in the bush.


They’re of-fish-ially in trouble.


It’s like the power level creep in Dragon Ball Z with corruption instead of fighting strength. Watergate is some Raditz shit but we’re dealing with Cell and have Majin Buu on the horizon.


The concept “water” is the cause of lots of irrigation.


Fucker’s spent way too long building this ship to flee now that it’s starting to take on water. Putin’s little bitch boy might be right about this one thing but he’s still a worthless piece of shit.


Must think we need new material for the textbooks since the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory and MGM Grand fires are so dated.


“Trump Administration’s [blank] Are a [blank] Disaster” is a headline template that I can’t wait to retire. Brave little arterial plaque clump, you can do it, we believe in you!


Rake-stepping champions maintaining their title.


What does rule 6 say?


It’s clockwise in the Northern Hemisphere and counterclockwise in the Southern.


And they shit in his pants, the sneaky bastards.


All part of the plan, those books are a gateway drug to get the kids hooked so they’ll go looking for the other stuff. Before you know it, they and their friends will be trading quotes from Principia Mathematica at the lunch table.


Cool story, lose another refinery complex over it.


73 would have been much more reasonable.


Or here actions, maybe even anywhere actions.


No way, who could have seen this coming, I am honestly and sincerely surprised by this unanticipated development.


Air defense systems are being operated by the people who handled that theater hostage thing 20-ish years ago.


And omit the first word of the title.
Always a good sign when that happens.