Good news! The President only just recently set aside $1.8b worth of taxpayer dollars just for the defense of people who were unfairly prosecuted by the governm-- oh, shit… The fine print here says here that money’s only available if you’re THE perfectly Instagramable PR show-dog for the current administration and their anti-democratic, fascist shit-show.

Well, you know, when tyranny becomes law…

Just because they love doing the job (and they do) doesn’t mean they should be doing it for free, so sayeth the Union for Employed Weasels.

I’m sure you wouldn’t be the only one, but good luck penetrating the ultimate echo chamber of “anyone who is accused of any crime must be some kind of a degenerate and therefore not worthy of any further scrutiny.”

The whole “Bricks and Mini-figs” debacle took the tiniest shred of belief I have left in US police accountability and absolutely nuked it from orbit.

Oops! The cameras were accidentally turned off. But if you can prove they weren’t, well then whoops! Here’s that footage you asked for… But all the faces are blurred and all the audio is deleted “to protect the innocent,” and for NO OTHER REASON, thanks for asking.

“What I’m doing is being busy making this country the safest it’s ever been in the modern history of the United States.”

- FBI Director and Alcoholic Mess, Kash Patel

Source

Nothing “resting” about those “terrified cartoon frog” eyeballs

Boo boos, perhaps. Oopsie-poopsies, maybe. But yeah, not glitches. Those are what Glitch McConnel does.

“Also you’re fat and smell awful, falling asleep all the time when you should be working because you’re up all night posting insane rants online, with a cheap spray tan, and your hair looks like a piss-soaked tangle of spider webs. I’m done with this interview!”

If Pete was a character on Deadwood, Sherriff Bullock would knock his drunk ass out and throw him in a house trough

Men? Boats? Dangerous ideologies?

That’s like three of his favorite things.

And/or a humiliation kink

Those were the days

Another example atop the pile of millions of others, that a lot (most?) people are stupid and susceptible to even very flimsy propaganda.

Lil’ whoopsie-daisies

Kamala Harris Backdoors The Supreme Court for ‘Slamming Racism’

You’re gonna feel real silly when you look around and see the rest of us all squeezing our new refrigerators to keep our groceries cold.

So tired of being beholden to the assinine whims of this flippant man-child.

Epidemiologist, or just good at Plague Inc?

It’s a disaster of biblical proportions. Old Testament. Real wrath of God type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes… The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… MASS HYSTERIA!