“Trump administration declares that crosswalks will no longer have ramps or audible devices, one parking space (the closest) at each building will be painted gold and dedicated to Trump.”

Is a bear Catholic? Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Why can’t everyone involved charge a toll? One for entry a different for exit. Put up some big signs with QR codes so they can use venmo or cash app… /s

I’m amazed this hasn’t been updated to reflect all the new ‘uses’… And it refers to ivermectin as a wonder drug too!

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3043740/

Probably have to do some grinding and chipping to get that shit off there. Also probably the embarrassment factor.

I’d probably be more concerned with them using bunker b or c for power generation.

The few times I have had to drive in NYC - just drive like you’re playing Mario cart, the rules only exist for people who follow them, and from my experience, no one does.

We’re trying like hell to get rid of you - the liabilities (employees). We’ll die trying if we must.

Don’t forget to sneak in an Obama every now and then.

And it’s $3-5* bucks on top of a tip to get it.

*A delivery fee is not a tip.

I just pick up pizza now or go to a restaurant.

I monitor gas mileage in my truck pretty closely. Even resetting the fuel trims and running a couple tanks, E15 doesn’t really change mine that much over E10, maybe 1 mile per gallon less. Now on the other hand E85 is closer to 5-6mpg less. It all depends on how much less it costs at the time, but overall E15 is slightly cheaper for my use case. Any savings I might have is more than taken away by filling up my equipment, diesel is crazy now and no ethanol gas is right behind it.

That wasn’t a statue of liberty Gundam thing?

You won’t be saying that when your toll checks start coming in about 2 weeks from now! /s

🎶A spoon full of MiraLAX makes the ramen go down.🎶

We’ve now achieved Black Mirror. When do we get Terminator?

I fit into that range. I couldn’t take the nausea when I laid down to sleep. Didn’t matter if it was a plate of roasted brussel sprouts or fried chicken. Ate early and had some pepto bismol 4 or 5 nights a week for dessert.

We updated our timesheet system to support milliseconds. Do not work more than 23.999 hours per day or face disciplinary actions.

What I expect.

https://www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com/