And who the fuck are you to speak for me? Some of us actually leave the basement.

Kind of a weird place to draw the line when you routinely rape children, but okay

Welcome to Lemmy. First time here?

We were being told that many, many years before you were born, kiddo.

Yesterday I ordered a pizza from dominos. The delivery driver took almost 5 minutes just to park and grab the pizza from his back seat. I was wondering wtf was going on, so I opened the door and saw him hobbling toward my steps with a cane. The man was at least 70. I quickly ran to get my wallet and tipped him whatever cash I had on hand. The pizza didn’t taste as good as it usually did.