In fact, it will prevent you from ever gaining weight again! Miracle!

I agree. Splitting the GOP into Nazis and “I just want to fuck over brown people” is actually going to be great for them not being able to get a vote majority in our broken electoral system.

A broken clock is right twice a day.

Yeah I wish we had leaders who would take a stand in public. All of this measured disapproval is just enabling more Nazis.

They’ve turned on Trump so many times now they could be generating electricity.

Why stop there

We don’t need boring. We need to fight back, or we will just keep sliding into fascism as the slope angle increases

I hope they become worse than poor

Oh man, it’s “democrats are going to win by a landslide so big you don’t even need to bother to vote” season already? How time flies.

Man tells lawmakers how he intends to skirt their laws

Lawmakers say “yep sounds good, clearing nothing we can do to stop this”

And “California is where the terrorists come from!”

Son of a bitch

So if I’m an American citizen who also is a socialist, where do I get sent?

Working out real well for oil execs and investors.

It’s pretty tiny.

Let’s lock all the billionaires in their bunkers early and toss the key.

You got me with that one.

What a fucking loser.

They are. But America is planning an attack that looks like Iran on the best state that makes them look bad.

You know, I’d love a razr flip with graphene. Bring it on.