I’m great, compared to 5 minutes ago when i really needed to pee.

It would have been pretty awesome if iran put that into the deal.

Are we great yet?

They just haven’t shown it to enough school kids yet. That will fix it!

Locks only keep out honest people.

What time does the shitshow begin? 60% 🌧️ at 7pm.

Not love, just aging. I have friends who watch a show about college guys who play hockey. I don’t really get it.

My honey puts bourbon cream in my coffee on the weekends. Super yumbo.

Cheers! 🍻 I proposed that we should use this greeting on anniversaries. ActivityPUB.

He’s just trying to create a personality so people don’t wander away when orange Jesus dies.

Now I’m so sad that my last name isn’t Batman.

Interesting but didn’t tell me what to order.

In Texas we can vote in either party’s primary. The only restriction is that you can only vote in the runoff for the party for which you initially voted. It’s not uncommon for Democrats to vote in the Republican primary to choose a least worst candidate or the one they believe is more likely to lose in November. Theres currently a feeling that Talarico is more likely to beat Paxton than Cornyn. This carries over to other states, with the maga crowd (who’s more likely to participate in primaries/runoffs) putting trump-endorsed candidates on the ballot and that these candidates are more likely to lose in November.

School buses! Ours are supposed to have a limit of a few minutes but no one follows it.

I just use Aassword.1, Bassword.1, …

I believe they have a two-year shelf life. Get them now if you think you’ll need them. There are places where you can order based on potential future need.

Get a bidet and you can do both at once.

While many Catholics have joined the cult, most that I know have not. Not usually Bible bangers.

I’m ok if we work around him to fix shit while prepping the case that sends him to jail.

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