What better metaphor for the crumbling American empire than tearing down the white house and replacing it with cheap crap.

F= fast, R= real fast D= dangerously fast.

Democrats just be opening the door for Republicans every election since 2016

Cut to Clavicular injecting it straight in to his nuts for some reason

I don’t remember the last time I encountered somebody who didn’t already know that

They can call themselves luddites when they start blowing up data centers.

Ned Ludd didn’t fuck around and neither should we.

I HAVE REPORTED YOU TO THE INTERNET POLICE.

CONSEQUENCES… Will NEVER be the same!

Minneapolis Kansas is named after how small it is. They uh… They don’t know what Minneapolis means.

I can’t tell if this is a joke. If you were German I would know it’s not one but there’s no earthly way to tell otherwise

… T… ten… HOURS?!

brother I’m signing that waiver before the presenter clears his throat and I don’t care how many kidneys they take.

Then, magically unemployment will go down and they’ll call it a success. Even though all that’s happened are fewer people qualifying for unemployment, and more than likely it will result in a net increase in unemployed people.

Probably both.a combination of “don’t you remember when we agreed to this?” And “only a big strong president with large hands could make this deal, what a big boy you are.”

Do you uh, do you think he made that decision like, right before he announced it?

Hardcore man on man on man on man on guy on man. Believe it or not 90% of viewers are straight men.

Yeah they’ve always kind of been garbage. Sometimes they hit a vein and do some good, but that’s uncommon

Then get drafted, go to Vietnam, maybe come home but bring irreversible trauma with you.

With enough nukes we could cool the planet down and get ahead of global warming.

Seems like you have a bigger problem with rational thought.

So, you’re a willing Republican asset, got it.

He had a skull and crossbones tattoo that vaguely resembled the SS skull and crossbones. In the way that all skull and crossbones designs kinda resemble the SS symbol.

Platner is a Nazi like the SS were Caribbean pirates. Actually in all three cases the symbol was chosen for the same reason. In that, they thought it looked cool and spooky.

He got the tattoo as a kid in the Marines. Kids in the Marines do stupid shit. It’s an entirely reasonable explanation and the only reason to discount it is if you’re participating in a smear campaign on behalf of Susan Collins, or at least republicans in general, or you’ve fallen victim to it.

Either your motivations or your capacity for rational thought are suspect.