Scrambled Eggs

They always find their conscience when they retire. Maybe more of them should retire if that’s the case.

Beat them to it

Like literally? That’s kinda how I dance and I’m dangerous on the dance floor, literally.

I mean, to the standards of this administration, he is.

Renaming the DoD to the DoW should have been the first of many clues. The tattoos as well. Him and Trump are getting a hard on from the possibility of dropping a nuke in the middle east.

I think you need to give it a sec or hold. The button down. The same thing happened to me. But it was scanning within a min of downloading

This should be a quote used by textbooks for centuries to come.

Either he will destroy democracy or this will be a turning point for more progressive leaders to become elected.

Most likely the former.

Get fuuuucked

And domestic violence skyrockets.

Reminder: police protect property, not people. They are not your friend or savior.

Lol they’re too dumb to be either

Has the shooter been identified?

May them and their families never have a peaceful night again.

One article I saw said it wasn’t a gun but a cellphone. Which one was it?

Sounds like a trap

Whenever there’s a problem, the Texans run.

It is legal to booty trap your own house. Unrelated, just a funny thought.

Can I sue banks that don’t give me loans?

Ford already sucked. Since I’m in the market for a new vehicle Ford was already off the table. This doesn’t change much but supports my claim.

Luigi did nothing wrong