lmao, what would he expect on a glorified sorting algorithm?

considering SK people has been known for its high suicide rate, its probably suicide…with 13 gunshots on the back of the head.

edit: it seems like he got the russian “suddenly fell out of nowhere” treatment 😐

and covert shit stains

I was about to say dildo, but that checks out as well

mods, this is offtopic but i hope you dont mind

these are just general reading for monkeys

health is kinda good for the rest of the year, but there are some small dips around feb to march and on aug to sept

career and wealth is all over the place, major dips around jan, march, june and nov

relationships is also a bit concerning, major dips on feb to apr and sept.

just some weird (or maybe fun) horoscope stuff

this doug(dead), jake paul(knackered jaws) and stephen miller(still alive) are born on year the of the OX.

Ox on this year has been predicted to have a messed up health for the month of january and november.

…there’s still 24 days left before january ends.

Wow. I never thought of bottling and selling water.

ah. yes. the nestle way.