Yeah, you make people depend on your product, lobby for a monopoly, and keep your captive audience just enough above starvation to not revolt. Like the healthcare system. Or gas companies. Or semiconductor companies. Or housing owners.

Okay fine. ChatGPT, convert it back.

They do, when tragedy is publicized. Fucking parasites.

The US legal system is incredibly fucked. You take plea deals even though you’re innocent because if you don’t, the judge and prosecutor are so biased they’ll lock you up with hardly a shed of evidence, or the legal costs will bankrupt you and your family, or you’ll spend years behind bars before a sentence is decided on. So he might just have to take a tactical approach because “there was a gun” and the jury would probably convict, anyway - because of course they’re chosen for their biases, too.

They got you thinking it would be socialism.

No, you see, when I’m in charge, everything will be peachy! It’s the other oligarchs that are the problem.

Years ago we made fun of the concept of an Apple Car. Now everything is Apple Cars.

Do you take screenshots of all of your prompts just in case you need to litigate later?

Okay, but how do you prove any specific allegation when the responses are dynamic?

Always with the whataboutism smh my head

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No matter what choice you make as a small investor, it’s the wrong one. Brokers and market makers make sure of it.

That’s some “Nobody seriously thinks Fox News is news” defense.

99% of atoms in existence are Hydrogen and Helium. And yet here we are.

Oh? Maybe I’m interested after all…

Gotta love the non testable features.

“Can we place a test call?”
“Why would you want to do THAT?”

Only because they took the drugs out.

Do it.

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Everyone’s changing ToS on the fly nowadays. This isn’t even special Trump fuckery. Having to agree to new ToS after a sale needs to be punished.

I like to pronounce it very German in my environment, which becomes Klaut Kot. Steals Feces. It’s quite fitting tbh.