It sure be nice to go like 2 whole hours without reading something TERRIFYING!!!

Fat. Bigly.

Yep. And cocaine!

That’s right! Companies based in Canada better move to the US or face… deportation???

Still, I’m begrudgingly impressed that someone working directly for Hegseth has the technical wherewithal to put together a database.

Wow. Cocaine really is bad for you, huh?

Narrator: It wasn’t

Trump: The Trump Airport at Nashville you say? I think that Dolly would be grateful.

So are you!

Lulz.

Wow, this place really IS like Reddit!

America! We’re number ONCE!!!

‘The US is no longer a nation. It’s a pile of debt and assets that are being financialized, picked apart like buzzards would a carcass.’

In a trench coat!

Ladies & Gentleman, meet the new Attorney General of Florida.

Smithers, release the hounds 👏

‘That’s the sound of millions of inbred morons screaming in impotent rage, and were suddenly silenced’

I want off this Timeline!!!

I was on a 2.5 hour flight recently, and a guy a couple of rows up was watching Fox News. It just jumped from: Trans, Immigrants, Socialism, over and over and over the entire flight. It made me realize how fitting the term ‘News Story’ really is!

This is the way