The weird reactionary impulse to do cargo-cult science will always amaze me.

It’s pretty gross how hard you’re trying to convince people that it’s normal to like prepubescent girls.

BoDy HaIr iS sEeN aS a BlEmIsH!!

Jeeeezus Christ, dude.

Only a truly blemish-free brain could have come up with this brilliant take. Not so much as a wrinkle on that surface.

You’ve been hit like a smooth criminal.

I think he’ll explode into bugs like the oogie-boogie man.

Wow, you fantasized about killing someone? That basically makes you a war hero. You truly earned this: 🎖️

o7

Slut? How old fashioned.

Some of my favorite people are sluts.

It’s so sad how reactionaries get everything they want and still can’t be happy because they want everyone to agree with them.

You’re like a wilting little daisy, beautiful and heartbreaking in your desperate, drooping deterioration. Thanks for sharing your pain with us.

I think we found someone who exclusively talks in thought stopping cliches!

The only thing that surprises me is that there was something to stop.

Right? Why would people hate the guy who does Nazi salutes, sends goons in to disrupt the services that our taxes pay for, bought a presidency, calls someone who rescued kids a pedophile, pretends to be good at things to get gamers to like him, jokes about the people whose lives he ruined, says “empathy is a weakness,” shut down communication with Ukraine while they were at war, misgenders his own kid and spreads transphobic hate online, is a primary source of disinformation, and doesn’t pay his fair share of taxes?

You’re right, he sounds cool af… to dorks.