I can’t think of a better illustration for the article than that guy’s belly.

Fyi, you won’t be able to watch videos on Zen if you’re on Windows. (Yes, you use Arch btw, and wouldn’t be caught dead using Microslop products, thank you random commenter from the future. :^) )

You know what also changes a body permanently? Your mom sitting on it. #gottem

You’re not but I am.

Thanks, Obama!

How much Mar-a-Lago face do you need to be considered a “synthetic performer”?

Funny how none of this was a problem until he started blaming Biden.

Maybe after the second round?

Knowing Microslop, I’m not too worried. They’ll either scrap the idea before implementing it or make it so shitty people won’t use it. Let them try for the shits n giggles.

Sounds tasty. When’s the roast? I hope he doesn’t mind our table manners.

I wish those cancer cells well.

I grew up so ideologically opposed to these guys that I hate it when they make a good point. 😩

everyone is unemployed and fighting over an ever decreasing piece of the pie?

Roasted CEO

I’d also like to know but I wouldn’t be surprised if they tried.

Ok 👍

Another Wednesday in 'Murica.

I only meant English, I don’t know about Spanish.

And Mexicans.

Source: am Mexican.

Use water for free?! You anti-capitalist commie!

Captain Hindsight, signing off! 🫡