Forever until the sun burns out.

You just told yourself, and only yourself, a joke.

What are you talking about? That quote does not appear in the article.

Or maybe just lock them in a room.

Ideally, like science, good journalism doesn’t have to be surprising, just true.

Yes. We all are.

They also took her false teeth away.

Liberate the RAM first.

Or it might aliens.

Any group of nutjobs can claim to be God’s favorite people. In fact, many do make that claim.

Yes. But I have no reason to believe that space terrorists are attacking Texas. Even if they should be…

Are you suggesting that someone is attacking the US with meteorites? And how do they “mysteriously appear twice”? How tight is your tinfoil hat?

Israel has nothing to do with God.

Israel has admitted to harvesting organs from dead Palestinians.

HP stands for “Hinge Problems”.

There are good people everywhere.

$1.27 million dollars per minute.

Well, he did invade Minnesota first…

Amazing how they all grow spines after announcing that they’re not running for reelection.

Environmental Poisoning Agency