It’s like the member of the group that just now realized they were getting made fun of the whole time.

He’s really grasping at straws to stay relevant.

He’s been put on leave? Well that’ll teach him.

Iran, if you’re reading this, can we uhh, hire your psychologists? Asking on behalf of most Americans.

Financial news headlines are hilarious. They can’t just say “the market went down for a bit, then went up again”; they have to make it sound like an epic journey through moneyland.

Hi, I’d like to order breakfast, but first show me how to reverse a linked list in Rust.

It sends out two furries to do the McYumbo dance on your car.

All we had to do to get him to leave was enact a 5% wealth tax and a pied-à-terre tax? Shit, we could’ve done this years ago.

Browsing Lemmy 😁

I read the headline as “routine anal medical examination” at first.

This is a close second place to the guillotine for best French protest invention.

Strange, he doesn’t look like a drag queen in his mug shot.

If only there had been some way to know that Trump would do all this back in 2024.

It’s because Trump shit his pants.

I don’t know if it gets any better than when he sings “When a Man Loves a Woman”

The Internet views censorship as a fault and will re-route around it.

His misconduct is an asset to his bosses. This kind of administration doesn’t hire people who don’t already have a good reason to be fired. Yes-men have to be easy to fire and they have to know it. Otherwise they start thinking for themselves.

That’s the real crime here.