Imagine sleeping through your own assassination

The form says the agents had identified an Instagram account they believe breaks federal law. They asked her to remove and discontinue the behavior, according to the unsigned document she shared on Instagram.

Yeah, if she had actually done that she would be arrested, not publicly intimidated with a pwetty pwease. They aren’t arresting her because they know no court would ever hold it up. Trying to imply you’re going to charge someone with threatening kidnapping for calling for someone to be indicted is obviously using the legal system for bad faith intimidation.

I think it was Tracy Morgan who said “I managed to out-eat Ozempic.”

🫡🇺🇸 Thank you for finding 770,000 children fraudulently wanting to eat, Mr. President!

‘Burning down the forest isn’t that bad because it keeps us warm for a while’

An ad would also get many false positives of people who think they need psychic help but actually need a doctor or a private investigator, meaning they would use their powers once to help zero people every time that happened. But using their powers to find people who need and are receptive to help would be a guaranteed success.

• Use psychic powers to find someone who needs psychic help
• Write down their contact info
• Rest
• Contact them after you have rested

Why wouldn’t this work?

Lmao, they actually tolled him for swimming the canal? Incredible

Despite having the exact same number of syllables as ‘blame Canada’ it just doesn’t roll off the tongue the same.

Ducks get in there, probably other wildlife. Dunno how good that would be for them.

A whole lot of people are about to have a precipitous drop in their apparent writing skills.

Guy who made his entire identity poking the bear: help, the bear is after me!

Fuck Trump, fuck Newsom, and keep both their asses off the ballot.

So the bad harvest would have to happen sometime in the next few months or have already happened? That makes it seem even more unlikely.

Why?

What staple crops are getting harvested mid December in the northern hemisphere? And also have zero stockpile?

Do you honestly believe the majority of NPS staff will listen to Trump over a judge?

Trump isn’t personally in charge of any of this shit, the NPS workers are going to comply with the order.

Legitimately shocked it wasn’t Huntington Beach.

This only has legs if they’re developed without being largely government funded, which to my understanding isn’t true for a lot of drugs.

Given that it’s much quicker and easier, all states should secede from the fair.