He was not born in the US so he is not allowed to run for president

New Jersey is like fuck it! Why can’t we have more than one?

Chickpea = Garbanzo bean

Where is Hank Green when you need him?

This is the best review of it that I saw:

Decided to pull the trigger, and give this game a shot. 
Not the most competent shooter. It feels rushed, and the strategic elements are poorly planned out. With a bit more time and thought, I think the lone developer may have achieved their aims.
It was a good attempt, but better luck next time. I look forward to this developers next project, whenever that appears. Probably in about 25 years to life.

Pretty sure he is John Appleseed until September 1st

You had me until the olives.

The White House is undoubtedly a high value target for US adversaries so having a fortified space in the event of an imminent attack is not useless.

Building a bunker at the White House is probably the most useful and appropriate allocations of funds Trump has done.

It’s a low bar, as they say.

The pike roast is the only one that is halfway decent in a pinch. It’s their “light” roast.

He might want to think once before he posts

They are local to every town and always have people there

The U.S. could offer each citizen of Greenland $1 million tax free dollars if the country joins the U.S.

Money only gets paid out if Greenland joins the U.S. in this hypothetical. And it would go to all citizens, not just people who voted yes.

She told her story last year (March 2024) on This American Life. Worth a listen!

This American Life 826

This will probably just get appealed to the supreme court so they can further gut the civil rights act.

Damn. Are you me?