Why is it 20 now, it used to be 15?

That’s because vending machines aren’t actually paid at all and rely entirely on tips. Little known fact.

So, potentially, crows could gang up with elephants and whales?

Just cool with Cabernet Sauvignon, and you’re also saving lots of water.

Nor do most cheese

At this point, you ought to just eat the cashews.

You mean those people that were born in the digital age so that it’s second nature to them?

I think people were rooting against the US/Israeli aggression, not particularly for the Irani regime.

Highways are like big streets, and twice as fun.

Just go to your local Google office with some id. Easy.

UN Peacekeepers are really just UN War Observers.

Mice are really living in a golden age. They have never been so healthy.

The dog should turn in all the weapons in that case.

He didn’t even paint it himself?

But then they wouldn’t have to spy any more, it’s a great solution to that problem, see?

I think he means that they won’t be able to find two full time jobs.

Ah, but just wait five years, then it will be everywhere!

Tanning beds will never be the same…

But the fly had been warned once before !

Any day now ™