Perfect, we can officially rebrand to M364 now
Oh no. My teams is down. Said no one ever.
It’s nice being outside the industry for a bit, I can just sit back and laugh instead of having to be involved.
Oh no, my Microsoft isn’t working. I can’t even Microsoft at all right now. It’s so distressing. I’ll have to do all my Microsofting next, uh, never.
They still haven’t vibe coded a patch yet? Perhaps that offer to buyout 60,000 workers and push AI wasn’t the best choice.
They forgot to add “make no mistakes!” to the prompt smh
Prompting it wrong really is a rookie mistake, which is odd because I heard anybody can use it
I hope this wakes up the corporate world to the fact that us tech giants services should not be exempt from basic business continuity planning principles.
Spoiler. It won’t.
At a minimum the missed SLA fees should be automatic. The responsibility to file a claim shouldn’t be on the company/admin.
The contracts these companies have to sign probably amount to “oh well sucks to be you” in terms of restitution.
That’s not the case. There’s a good post about it here but they contractually owe credits to enterprise license holders.
But by all means fire another 60.000 non-managers.
Nice how they have changed their stance from “definitely not a cyber attack” to “wouldn’t it be convenient to blame this on a cyber attack, we’ll leave that door open.”
I feel like there’s a weird curve where, if the outage was under control quickly enough, saying “not a cyber attack” can instill confidence/sideline worries. And then if it goes too long…it flips, it had better be a cyber attack, cuz that kind of organizational incompetence is actually way more confidence-destroying. Fun games in pretend world as usual!
M364 then, adopt if you can’t solve a problem.
Just to be safe, let’s call it M360. Underpromise, overdeliver
Wish my company wasn’t fixed already when I started work this morning…lol. Even if it mostly only affected put email, it’s one fewer communication points for me to have to monitor and no one could schedule last minute meetings as a bonus. Lol
Live is much better without Microsoft.
Vanga: I see… see… Outage will last for 365 m-m-m… months! I have spoken!
