• Burn_The_Right@lemmy.today
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      3 days ago

      …please don’t expose any big conservative balls anywhere…

      FTFY (Some of us can appreciate a nice big pair of balls, as long as they aren’t attached to something pure evil like a conservative.)

    • Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
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      3 days ago

      I don’t anymore. The only balls I juggle are standard size. Also, I don’t masturbate in my window anymore. These are two seperate things I’m talking about involving big balls. One is regarding how I used to juggle large bowling balls, the other is about how I used tp furiously masturbate in my window to all forms of pedestrians passing by. But, regardless, I am in compliance with your wishes and I want you to thank me for this.