doomslang@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agoYou could literally put Dwayne The Rock Johnson on a middle school girls soccer team and hand me a fistful of cash to act like I gave a shit about it and I wouldn't be able to.message-squaremessage-square25linkfedilinkarrow-up198arrow-down136
arrow-up162arrow-down1message-squareYou could literally put Dwayne The Rock Johnson on a middle school girls soccer team and hand me a fistful of cash to act like I gave a shit about it and I wouldn't be able to.doomslang@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square25linkfedilink
minus-squareAnivia@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·2 months agoI would not be surprised if those middle school girls play better soccer than him. His amount of muscle mass is terrible for athleticism, which is why there are no professional soccer players that are muscular
minus-squareRhynoplaz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·2 months agoBut this shatters my delusion of manly men being objectively superior to every other human!
I would not be surprised if those middle school girls play better soccer than him. His amount of muscle mass is terrible for athleticism, which is why there are no professional soccer players that are muscular
But this shatters my delusion of manly men being objectively superior to every other human!