Linux STD! Waaaay before skiddos had backtrack or kali

(Since someone already mentioned bedrocklinux, I’ll try harder)

… Try putting the Ironclad kernel in Exherbo. ;D

No one mentioned Bunsenlabs or Crunchbang Linux here, but they aren’t really that obscure.

Suicide linux. Nobody can run it for more than a day

Edit: i just searched “suicide linux” to see if it still exists and one of the top results was ian murdock’s wiki page, :(