Not surprising tbh.,I’ve been in a security meeting before where the owner of the company just said outright his password was written in big letters on the outside of the building we were sitting in. Some people really have zero sense for security or just don’t care.
my company doesn’t even allow passwords. everything is TPM+PIN/passkeys/FIDO2 from company managed devices on VPN… for the “low security” side.
Nice. Meanwhile at the place I work, they have mandated 15+ character passphrases that must have a capital letter and a symbol, that must be changed every 6 weeks, but banned the use of password managers. They also block yubikey and similar hardware tokens from corporate devices at the USB driver level, because “to stop the hackers!”. The only 2nd factor auth they allow is Microsoft Authenticator, and Windows Hello. At least it’s something I suppose.
Proving once again that humans are the weakest link in your security chain. No firewall or other security protocol matters when people are too lazy to use more secure passwords (or just click on random links in their email).
I once read an interview with a white hat hacker. He said that people expect him to try to remotely connect to their network and try to brute force his way in. The first thing he actually does is put on a suit, visit the company’s headquarters, walk in the front door, start a conversation with the receptionist, and see how far he can get.
I’ve done exactly that, worked as a Red Team Lead, and the success rate is pretty disturbing. That, and vishing - calling people from the company you find on Linkedin from a spoofed number of their IT that they fucked something up and need to download and run this .exe to fix it before The Audit that’s currently happening notices it.
Even if we do internal infrastructure tests where they let you in, switch AVs to “detect mode” instead of “block mode” and the goal is to find as many unpatched systems/vulnerabilities as you can (instead of, well, testing the AV solution), what we usually do is run a password spray for all domain accounts with a combinations (you can try like 3 to not lock the accounts) of “<month><year><companyname>” we every single time got at least few accounts.
Fortunately this kind of tests are getting more popular, and passwords such as this should’ve definitely been caught in some kind of security test. But it is also pretty depressing, when you repeat the same test next year, and 80% of the passwords are still the same, and vulnerabilities are still not patched.
I use my dog’s name as password for my WiFi.
Ed&1e.78x!
We call him Eddie for short.
Haha you fool. I’m in.
Now what…
Look at a bunch of weird stuff on social media to screw up the targeted ads for their IP address
“This next heist will be far more daunting. It will take years of planning and—oh no way, it was changed to ‘Louvre1’”
Louvre2026
“okay, i’m gonna need about five min- oh!”
