I long for the future you describe ;_;

I’ll drive to the fucking bank if I need them.

…like physically? I’m a year younger and my hair is the same colour/I’ve been enjoying having a moustache.

Shia does a lot more drinking than I do but he’s also in better shape.

I shudder to think what you’d say about me if you think that’s a hard 39.

He’s just noticing this now? He didn’t notice this when a mob of them erected a scaffold, carried signs that stated their intention to hang him, and stormed the building he was in?

Oh no, do you hear that Israel? The faint buzzing off in the distance? That’s the sound consequences make when they’re getting closer.

Man sap was a real problem millions of years ago

Damn, too bad. Maybe next time.

So wait, this means I can never subscribe to PlayStation Plus again?

Okay.

How many of your rights are you willing to give up so little Timmy doesn’t search titties on Google.

Exactly what came to mind. How many months of life do you think these idiots have left if they keep letting costs rise and people start to starve?

Yeah, I’ve read the allegations as well, and you know what it sounds like to me? A 19 year old who grew up with shitty American sex-ed believing that a “soft no” is a real thing.

Again, not trying to downplay this, it’s shitty behaviour, but what would you like to see happen?

From what I understand he acknowledged his accusers, denied the one (unnamed accuser) accusation of rape, apologized, and no charges have been filed. So… what do?

I’m generally not an apologist but brother he was like 19 without a fully cooked noodle, has spotlighted what he did wrong, full out publically apologized, and stopped production to (supposedly) work on himself.

Is there no such thing as forgiveness? What else should he do? Would you like him to give you, personally, a literal pound of his flesh?

Pedophiles get the rope. Rapers should be desexed and shunned. Sex pests though? Fucking awful behaviour but the ongoing reaction is unreal.

Right? Now just let me push 1440p x2 and play games on high/ultra from the size of half a shoebox please.

I feel like I’m part of the minority when I say I’m highly excited for things like M5, APUs, smaller power efficient machines that barely draw power while doing boring work tasks yet can handle proper gaming loads (waiting for the last part still).

As soon as one of these checks all my boxes I’m selling my massive PC for it.

All we need is for one media org to build a “Trump Watch” vertical banner on their homepage that acts as a timeline and is populated by time-stamped Tweet style updates. No linked stories, just the headlines of the stupid shit he does so some oxygen can be used for more important things.

I’d be satisfied with a scrollable list of wild headlines.

Linux is forbidden in California? America’s a weird fuckin place.

100% of my job is word processors, medium sized spreadsheets, and cloud software. This laptop is perfect for me and, I’d argue, 90% of my colleagues, as a work computer.

I have zero issue with soldered on ram for a device used for the above purpose.

My home PC though, not an ideal fit.

*you’re responsible for who you allow to stay in power.

Never thought I’d agree with North Korea but a broken clock is right twice a day I guess.

They used to, though there won’t be many opportunities in the future so they may have to find another way.