This is so super badass

“Another round of lobsteritas!”

[room full of lobsters all cheer]

“Just IMAGINE how much worse it’d be with a liberal.”

You know like how things weren’t as bad 4 years ago and we way better during the Obama admin.

But yea they’d totally make it worse despite historically, EMPIRICALLY it was better.

Both sides amiright?

Gold mine opportunity ongoing…

Everything he says is now anthem for the gop.

His map is the Republican Party map. Ask Republicans, why do you support that map???

Really why are you a Republican, given that map?

I mean, the sequel was literally called US Marshals

So they’re saying they want to guide folks to diets with lower farting by… telling folks when and how often they fart?

Like you don’t know that already? and who the fuck is living this sad life that needs AI drawers to strava their ass???

Am I living under a rock such that as it turns out most people have uncontrollable flatulence running rampant to the point we need medically enhanced AI? And they can’t tell nor track how often they pass gas???

Is farting such a necessary thing that folks can’t live their daily life without AI intervention? Am I living on some parallel earth where my life isn’t focused on farting gas like a Junji Ito comic?

Is the world mostly folks who are about to explode from gas at any given moment?

La cucaracha!!!

Every one of them I’ve ever met were rich trust fund kids who just wanted to pull up the ladder behind them.

It was never about advocating for other gay/trans people, they just want to carve out a space where they personally do not have to pay taxes on their third house in p-town.

Don’t jinx it!