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2 days agoI swing so far left I don’t need the right hand rope of the swing!
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Cake day: April 23rd, 2026
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Well this is great news! You don’t hear many good headlines these days.
Mite’s grow on chickens asses!
Bought and paid for! They don’t care what you want or need.
Don’t you fret bout me, I got my guberment subsidies so you’ll never see me on welfare!
I planted an entire field of fucks this year and I’m already out of them! Oh well!
4·5 days agoForward he cried from the rear
And the front rank died
And the general sat
And the lines on the map
Moved from side to side…
2·6 days agoNever monkey around with another monkeys monkey. I learned that!
Blowzo’s Circus is on the air!
He had the power to con 14 million bucks out of taxpayer money for he and his buddies!
M orons
A re
G oing
A way!!!
I’d hate to be the sumbitch that has to change Lord Feltersnatch’s Depends during this show!
I’d like to imagine that MAGA didn’t elect King Dingleberry to be the fucker upper of all things but my imagefuckenator quit working on me!
You’re absolutely wrong about him! The dude is a PILE of shit, not a piece.
Money well vandalized! Lord Feltersnatch and his buddies made buck!
They certainly made being intelligent optional!
11·9 days agoI had that same type of advancement in the shitter this morning!
Making you some Liver and onions are ya!
Just remember that you’re standing on a planet that’s evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour
It’s orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it’s reckoned
A sun that is the source of all our power
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm at forty thousand miles an hour
Of the galaxy we call the Milky Way
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars
It’s a hundred thousand light years side to side
It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand light years thick
But out by us, it’s just three thousand light years wide
We’re thirty thousand light years from galactic central point
We go round every two hundred million years
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe…
To the highest of Fuckativity!